Actually this thing happened to be last week. and I ingat xnak tulis, sbb memula I thought "Alaahh..small matter jek tuh.." (walaupun dalam hati mmg dah geram sgt masa tuh).
But, since ia berlanjutan sampai last night, and ruined my shopping mood, so I have to keep it as one of my worst experience in this Bumi Anbiya.
Cukup mensaspenkan intro itu kan? Jeng jeng jeng....
Okeh mari I ceritakan dari mula. Last week (ke last 2 weeks?), on the day we get the new car, Amet bawak kami ke playground kat Fanateer tu. mcm biasalah anak-anak I main happily. And as semua org tahu, both of my girl memang love to socialize. Tak kira dgn sesiapa sama ada dewasa or budak2. And of course kalau dgn rakan2 sebaya, teramat sangat lah depa suka rite?
So happen masa kami main kat situ, adalah anak arab nih 3 beradik, and they are all boys.
And so happen lagi, Zuzu & Yaya were wearing baju yg sama, and the 2 boys tu pun pakai baju sama. So konon2 kami nih nak main2 la pasang-pasangkan my girls with the boys.
And we took their pictures...
Then budak2 ni main lagi dan lagi...and they seems so happy, especially anak2 I yg sangat bijak tu. while the boys muka macam takut2 and cuak and "peghak". tapi me n Amet buat x tau je lah sbb ingatkan maybe depa takut sbb kami nih not speaking arabic.
Then datanglah bapak arab (bapak kepada the boys tuh). memula dia mcm sembang2 skit dgn Amet, with the tunggang terbalik english, of course. Tetiba...dia jerit kat budak2 tuh
" Laa'...laa'...Harraammmm!!!!" (No, No Haram!)
Sebab apa????
Sebab.............................. anak-anak I yg PEREMPUAN nih main pasir dgn anak-anak dia yg LELAKI and tangan BUDAK-BUDAK nih mcm terkena / bersentuhan sikit2...JUST BECAUSE OF THAT STUPID REASON!!!!!
HALLLOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!! They are just little KIDS okeh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Belum mumaiyiz lah pak arab b*d*hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okeh fine. Amet terus panggil Zuzu & Yaya and kami main kat tempat lain. And Amet told me, pak arab bodoh tu cakap anak-anak dia yg umur 7 dan 5 tahun tu belum pi sekolah. Ahhhaaa..no wonder just stupid like you!!!! Nak berkawan dgn org pun takut semacam!
And Amet told me lagi, masa pak arab tu tgh sembang ngan dia, mata pak arab tu asyik jek dok kona tgok I. Oh kalau I tau, dah lama I terkam pi tumbuk dia!!!
Seriously, depa (pak arab) nih, disebabkan pergaulan yg terlalu tersekat, terlalu terhad, terlalu terkawal sejak kecik, maka bila nampak orang asing (terutama perempuan) mulalah jadik pelik. Gitulah jadinya. Konon nak ajar anak benda haram-halal, yg mata hang terbeliak sampai terjojol tengok haku tu hape hal????
And tak lama lepas tu, on the way kami nak pi naik kereta, I nampak anak dia yg paling kecik tu jatuh buai. And I lalu tepi dia cakap "Padan muka hang!!!" sambil cekak pinggang, and memang xdek rasa nak angkat or tolong dia langsung! (masa ni mak pak dia dok jauh sikit dari buai tu) Hahhahahaha puas hati aku! (Dgn budak kecik pun nak gaduh...)
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Okeh, cerita tu ada sambungan pulak. I betul2 tak sangka. Memang I ambik masa agak lama nak lupakan peristiwa tu. Tetiba boleh pulak semalam, masa kami sekeluarga sangat gembira riang-ria bershopping kat Ladies Market, tetiba dgn takdir Allah, terjumpa pulak dgn family arab bodoh tu!!!!
And Amet mcm konon sgt friendly said "Hai...oh you...we met at Fanateer that day.." (Ouchhhh!!! Amet, you are too-o-o much friendly lah!)
Okeh what do you think was his respond? Tau dia cakap apa?
"Give back my picture!"
Dammmn!!! Dia mintak balik gambar anak2 dia yg kami snap tu!!! Sangat menjengkelkannnnn!!!! And rasanya mcm dia taktau itu digital camera, and sekarang org dah tak cuci gambar from kodak, and mcm dia taktau lagi that we publish pictures in FB and bukan send via post lagi dah.
ARrgghhhhhhhHH!!!! I rasa mcm nak jerit kat situ jugak "KAU BOODOOOOHHHH!!!!"
Then Amet cakap "Oh its still in my camera". And kami terus belah keluar dari kedai tu.
Isk I mmg taktaulah nak cakap apa lagi. Jumud gila. Tak bertamadun. Tak moden. dan segala TAK lah kau nih! And who do yo think your kids are? Superstar? HAhhahahhaha nak berkawan dgn org pun tak reti! Hang jgn risau laaa....aku pun x hingin, xde hati nak biar anak2 aku yg lawa jelita bijak cerdik pandai nih berkawan dgn anak2 hang yg jumud gila tuh.
I nih dgn budak2 selalunya bukanlah nak berkira sangat. setakat anak org nak tolak anak I sikit2 ke, nak cuit2 ke, I selalunya tak kisah. and I selalunya biar jek depa nak mix dgn budak2 mana pun, hitam ke putih ke, comot ke comel ke, I tak kisah sgt. Tapi this pak arab betul2 buat I disappointed. And I hate him the whole family!!!! (Sbb bini dia pun jeling bukan main lagi dgn mata yg cuma nampak kat celah2 hijab tuh, ada hati nak jeling org pulak!!)
Ohhhh sudahlah. I better pen off now before keyboard nih meletop!